I'm looking for as many reasons as I can to convince the RSM Home Command to give me a leave pass, so far I've come up with;
- Give me a chance to improve my eye hand co-ordination,
- Get the opportunity to be assessed for my Bronze Heli wings,
- Pick up the bargin of the century deal on a Westland Wessex, and
- Clock up some required FBT milage on the vehicle.
OK seriously, I'm done pestering you now.
Skidd, it seems like you need to practice some good old "sucking up" proceedures. The 4 reasons you've given your Home Commander seem pretty crook if you ask me. I'm no expert on these matters, and I will never, ever, say that I understand how a Home Commander's mind operates.
After 37 years of taking orders from the same Commander, all that I have really understood, is that the rules of "engagement" rarely change: Her way or the highway!
See, your 4 given reasons are all pointing to
you. Nothing to appease the Commander. I would have thrown in something like:
* I'll bring you back a new dress/ jewellery/ helic... oops
* When I book the accomodation for Coffs, I may as well book (insert favoured getawy place) for (insert favoured date) at the same time. We might get a discount.
... * and as a last resort, I promise to wash up/ cook/ mow the lawn/ visit your Mum.....( you know the drill).
Good luck with your choice of attack. I hope you have a successful recon for the pending mission! If all else fails, start a hell of a fight a day before due departure, and she'll be pleased to see the back end of you! It's cheaper too.
But I don't have to worry, because it's only a tad over an hours drive from here. So I'll be definitely be at Coffs for a sticky beak.
.... and I bet you can't stop pestering Peter about the WW!