Talk **** Thread

[Homer]

Well bad luck follows me i just thought i'd share, Hows this **** for ya!.

Got a phone call this morning from my 7 year old Daughters Primary School, Informing me that my little girl is throwing up everywhere and can i come and collect her. I get her home and she just wants to have a lay down. Ok thats cool i thought while she is asleep il have a little power nap before work. Just about asleep when she comes running in "Daddy i feel sick" so im like "OK sis quick in the bathroom if ya gunna be sick", Well the poor little bugger didn't make it and projectile vomits everywhere all over the tiles just short of the bathroom, It was everywhere up the walls in her hair the whole bit!. so im like **** ok sis it alright quick just jump in the shower, so im flippin now cause she's really sick and there's spew everywhere, Single dad and no1 here to help. Anyway ive run back out to go start cleaning up the mess, Slipped on the Vomit covered tiles and gone head first into the laundry, 110 kilo's goes down hard, Tried to brace myself on the way down but smashed my knee on the door frame and ended up putting my arm through the Laundry sink, Finished it off with bashing my head on the washing machine before i came to rest, In extreme ****in pain and covered in spew. Destroyed the molded sink smashed a hole in it.! Went to work, My knee is ****in killing me and there is a big lump in my arm where it went through the sink, I Think something is really ****ed up in there.


When you think ya got it bad, Homer's had it, Done it, ****ed it.

Loving life!

[towie964]

Couple of weeks and you will be peeing yourself laughing about this Homer.
But for now you're probably not to cheery. All the best, hope your little one is feeling better.

[tiny]

Well bad luck follows me i just thought i'd share, Hows this **** for ya!.

Got a phone call this morning from my 7 year old Daughters Primary School, Informing me that my little girl is throwing up everywhere and can i come and collect her. I get her home and she just wants to have a lay down. Ok thats cool i thought while she is asleep il have a little power nap before work. Just about asleep when she comes running in "Daddy i feel sick" so im like "OK sis quick in the bathroom if ya gunna be sick", Well the poor little bugger didn't make it and projectile vomits everywhere all over the tiles just short of the bathroom, It was everywhere up the walls in her hair the whole bit!. so im like **** ok sis it alright quick just jump in the shower, so im flippin now cause she's really sick and there's spew everywhere, Single dad and no1 here to help. Anyway ive run back out to go start cleaning up the mess, Slipped on the Vomit covered tiles and gone head first into the laundry, 110 kilo's goes down hard, Tried to brace myself on the way down but smashed my knee on the door frame and ended up putting my arm through the Laundry sink, Finished it off with bashing my head on the washing machine before i came to rest, In extreme ****in pain and covered in spew. Destroyed the molded sink smashed a hole in it.! Went to work, My knee is ****in killing me and there is a big lump in my arm where it went through the sink, I Think something is really ****ed up in there.


When you think ya got it bad, Homer's had it, Done it, ****ed it.

Loving life!

F...ark, not good but very funny image....

[allanach]

I don't know what to say Homer.... sometimes it feels as though the gods are out to get ya but you gotta just keep going.

Couldn't imagine what it would be like bringing kids up without my wife so it's easy for me to say but, hang in there mate...... by the sounds of it thing can only get better.

[Homer]

Couple of weeks and you will be peeing yourself laughing about this Homer.
But for now you're probably not to cheery. All the best, hope your little one is feeling better.

Cheers mate, Im ****ing myself bout it already, This sort of **** happens to me all the time!

Well bad luck follows me i just thought i'd share, Hows this **** for ya!.

Got a phone call this morning from my 7 year old Daughters Primary School, Informing me that my little girl is throwing up everywhere and can i come and collect her. I get her home and she just wants to have a lay down. Ok thats cool i thought while she is asleep il have a little power nap before work. Just about asleep when she comes running in "Daddy i feel sick" so im like "OK sis quick in the bathroom if ya gunna be sick", Well the poor little bugger didn't make it and projectile vomits everywhere all over the tiles just short of the bathroom, It was everywhere up the walls in her hair the whole bit!. so im like **** ok sis it alright quick just jump in the shower, so im flippin now cause she's really sick and there's spew everywhere, Single dad and no1 here to help. Anyway ive run back out to go start cleaning up the mess, Slipped on the Vomit covered tiles and gone head first into the laundry, 110 kilo's goes down hard, Tried to brace myself on the way down but smashed my knee on the door frame and ended up putting my arm through the Laundry sink, Finished it off with bashing my head on the washing machine before i came to rest, In extreme ****in pain and covered in spew. Destroyed the molded sink smashed a hole in it.! Went to work, My knee is ****in killing me and there is a big lump in my arm where it went through the sink, I Think something is really ****ed up in there.


When you think ya got it bad, Homer's had it, Done it, ****ed it.

Loving life!

F...ark, not good but very funny image....

Yep it was some funny ****

I don't know what to say Homer.... sometimes it feels as though the gods are out to get ya but you gotta just keep going.

Couldn't imagine what it would be like bringing kids up without my wife so it's easy for me to say but, hang in there mate...... by the sounds of it thing can only get better.

All good dave, Im used to it mate ive had the kids on my own since my youngest was 6 months old, I like being on my own to tell the truth. No1 to answer to and if i want company i just go and get it!

[towie964]

At least you still have your sense of humor

[main_event]

Gee Homer - what can I say - apart for the fact that seeing you put your arm through a solid moulded sink must of been bloody hilarious!

You know how it is when other people hurt themselves.

Hope there is nothing wrong with your arm mate, might end up like me huh

[xr8ute]

Homie your a ****er mate, diced carrots all over the place... Lol

[stephoon]

Make sure you clean me tiles mate

No joke mate, hope your alright and Savanah comes out of it quick. Go see a doctor about her and while your there get yourself checked out and hope no fractures or anything broken.

[monster]

Well bad luck follows me i just thought i'd share, Hows this **** for ya!.

Got a phone call this morning from my 7 year old Daughters Primary School, Informing me that my little girl is throwing up everywhere and can i come and collect her. I get her home and she just wants to have a lay down. Ok thats cool i thought while she is asleep il have a little power nap before work. Just about asleep when she comes running in "Daddy i feel sick" so im like "OK sis quick in the bathroom if ya gunna be sick", Well the poor little bugger didn't make it and projectile vomits everywhere all over the tiles just short of the bathroom, It was everywhere up the walls in her hair the whole bit!. so im like **** ok sis it alright quick just jump in the shower, so im flippin now cause she's really sick and there's spew everywhere, Single dad and no1 here to help. Anyway ive run back out to go start cleaning up the mess, Slipped on the Vomit covered tiles and gone head first into the laundry, 110 kilo's goes down hard, Tried to brace myself on the way down but smashed my knee on the door frame and ended up putting my arm through the Laundry sink, Finished it off with bashing my head on the washing machine before i came to rest, In extreme ****in pain and covered in spew. Destroyed the molded sink smashed a hole in it.! Went to work, My knee is ****in killing me and there is a big lump in my arm where it went through the sink, I Think something is really ****ed up in there.


When you think ya got it bad, Homer's had it, Done it, ****ed it.

Loving life!

Homey, from where I'm sitting you're doing a fantastic job......well apart from destroying your sink

Keep up the good work Dad

[stephoon]

What the hell is going on in the forum lately??

Its like we are all friends and all of the sudden we're stabbing each others back??

Stuff like the Blitz should be talked about at the next meet at Luddenham and be decided there face to face. Hard to see what everyone thinks but it all gets lost in words in the forum and cant tell whether someones serious or not.

Anywho.......did yo guys see a spec of blue sky today? Was cloudy over here and had a crap day at work today. Boss trying to fit more work in and i told him "you can whip the horse harder but it can only run as fast as it can"

Watched transformers 2 and its a wicked movie

Cant wait to try these new rezzies on the track on the next meet.

When we start racing at Luddenham?

[tiny]

after a good working bee bro, track is f.....'d

[in rod we trust]

homer

your a champ being a single dad ...hope your daughter gets well soon...

its hard enough with two parents but doing it your self your a top person mate......got to give you some rep points ...your a champ...

hows the arm feeling now a bit of time has pased


ambro

[Homer]

homer

your a champ being a single dad ...hope your daughter gets well soon...

its hard enough with two parents but doing it your self your a top person mate......got to give you some rep points ...your a champ...

hows the arm feeling now a bit of time has pased


ambro

Cheers mate, My little girls fine now, My arm is getting better!

[in rod we trust]

homer

your a champ being a single dad ...hope your daughter gets well soon...

its hard enough with two parents but doing it your self your a top person mate......got to give you some rep points ...your a champ...

hows the arm feeling now a bit of time has pased


ambro

Cheers mate, My little girls fine now, My arm is getting better!

thats good to hear

[Homer]

Guys this is bull****, every1 is turning on each other. Taking the fun out of it hey?. Every1 needs to just ****in relax hey!. Spx you guys have been hit with some unecessary bull****. Guys I thought there was more to the whole blitz thing, seems I was miss informed. Justin I appoligize mate, you explained the situation and I appreciate it. Hope to deal with you soon. **** me guys, were destroying the hobby, worst of all losing mate's?.

[in rod we trust]

Guys this is bull****, every1 is turning on each other. Taking the fun out of it hey?. Every1 needs to just ****in relax hey!. Spx you guys have been hit with some unecessary bull****. Guys I thought there was more to the whole blitz thing, seems I was miss informed. Justin I appoligize mate, you explained the situation and I appreciate it. Hope to deal with you soon. **** me guys, were destroying the hobby, worst of all losing mate's?.

i can,t believe how much damage this has done....was it worth it in my opinion....no way , its changed my opinion about what i should do or where to buy parts from .no one won in fact we all lost.. i,m confussed about this whole situation...we even lost a member good bloke from all this

[Global_Warmer]

Do you guys remeber me talkin about this stuff below a couple a months ago?

Here is a pic of a brand new 420ton haul truck worth $6million.



(see below for a before shot of what te trucj SHOULD look like)

It was only 6weeks old and had about 2000hours on the clock. They are speed limited to 49Kmh. But this fella had about a 100ton of dirt in the back and proceeded to go back from the tip to the digger. Once they go over thier governed spped they can over speed. But there is a pair of 30+ inch disc brakes with 5X 6pot calipers to stop em. They will pull up a fully loaded truck NO PROBLEM.

The fella behind the wheel of this beast went into overspeed and got the foot rest pedal mixed up with the Emergency brake pedal! He was doin 99Kmh on impact. The windrow of dirt was his last chance of stopping and had a 30 metre drop into the pit below on the other side of it!

Arrgghh! I hate night shift. I had the **** scared out of me at 2am this morn. I was operating a Cat 24H grader which is the BIGGEST grader in the world. And i witnessed a fella who must of been asleep behind the wheel (of the same truck as me pic on the left) plow straight into the windrow of dirt. He had to reverse off it and then he kept driving as if nothing happened.

If it had of been my grader instead of the windrow of dirt... then i would be dead. Fookin scary ****

Had to tell someone. I thought the Talk **** thread would be sufficient.

Here is a couple a pics so you can see the scale of the stuff i am talkin about. The truck would of had about 400ton of dirt in its tray and the truck would weigh atleast 2540ton on its own. Thats a ****load of weigh


The front of the 420ton truck

[BigKev aka The Frog]

Holy sh!tty undies batman

Thats some serious damage man...

Hope no-one was to seriously hurt. Sounds like it could have been a lot worse..

[Homer]

holy ****in ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!